The Lizabethan Chronicles

The Great and Wise Lizabeth

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These stories were written by me, Lizabeth, and my friend, Rianne. They are about a lizard who lives at the top of a tall hill in some unknown place. In some stories, however, the location is known. No one can figure out why.

Anyway, they are really wacky. If you like wacky stories, you should read these.

Yes, the Lizabeth was named after me, and some of her friends were indeed named after some of my friends, as well as some of their pets. It's up to you to figure out which is which, though ...

Also, there are occasional spelling errors, or errors in the logic of the stories. Don't email us about them: they are supposed to be there. Take it as part of the ambiance. :)


The Stories

These are in the order I HTMLized them, not the order they were written or are supposed to take place. I may put them in some other order later. If I do, I'll tell you.

  • A Star is Born
  • A Bagel
  • Blank Paper
  • Death of a Fire Alarm
  • Door-to-Door Door Salesman
  • Flying Monkeys
  • The Answer
  • Utter Stupidity
  • A Case of Mistaken Identity
  • The Paper
  • Hamlet
  • The Dojo
  • Lizabeth's Halloween Special
  • The Latin Lizabeth
  • Herding
  • Sixth Sense
  • Ah Kooo!
  • Chole the Ferret
  • Lizabeth and the Pink Plastic
  • The Bunny-Glasses
  • The Glasses
  • The Hanson Haters
  • The Lizabeth's New Home
  • The Lowly Lizabeth
  • Untitled
  • Untitled 2
  • The First Snorf Story
  • Death, a How-to Part I: Stubbing Your Toe
  • Death, a How-to Part II: Being Hit by a Parked Car
  • The Men in the Colorful Suits
  • Lizabeth's Tree House
  • Short Term Memory Loss or The Second Snorf Story
  • Frustrated Lizabeth
  • Here's one that's a neverending story: The Great and Wise Lizabeth's very own blog!!!
  • That's it. That's all I have typed so far. Just so you know, we have written at least a hundred of these, so what I have typed and HTMLized is rather pitiful. :(


    About Us

    We were born at a young age. I am at university, but Rianne had to drop out cuz she ran out of money. She recently went to Japan. I'm a junior, majoring in CS and minoring in History.

    We started writting these stories in 9th grade with a friend of ours, Katie. She will turn up in our stories on occasion, but not often because she stopped being our friend, so we stopped writing about her. Rather sad, actually. We are very wacky people and rather intelligent. And did I mention we are wacky? Unusual, too.

    If you like our stories, e-mail me or Rianne. Rianne may not get her email, because she changes addys all the time. I stay rather constant. Silly me.


    Anything else?

    Well, isn't life interesting? People, relationships, school, living arrangements... yeah. really quite odd, in fact.


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